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Wednesday 22 December 2010

The Twelve Meals Of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a steak and a cup of green tea.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two pigeon breasts, and a steak and a cup of green tea.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me three turkey legs, two pigeon breasts, and a steak and a cup of green tea.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me four cauliflowers, three turkey legs, two pigeon breasts, and a steak and a cup of green tea.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me five boiled eggs, four cauliflowers, three turkey legs, two pigeon breasts, and a steak and a cup of green tea.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me six geese-a-roasting, five boiled eggs, four cauliflowers, three turkey legs, two pigeon breasts, and a steak and a cup of green tea.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me seven rashers grilling, six geese-a-roasting, five boiled eggs, four cauliflowers, three turkey legs, two pigeon breasts, and a steak and a cup of green tea.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eight sides of salmon, seven rashers grilling, six geese-a-roasting, five boiled eggs, four cauliflowers, three turkey legs, two pigeon breasts, and a steak and a cup of green tea.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me nine spatchcocked chickens, eight sides of salmon, seven rashers grilling, six geese-a-roasting, five boiled eggs, four cauliflowers, three turkey legs, two pigeon breasts, and a steak and a cup of green tea.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ten frozen ostrich, nine spatchcocked chickens, eight sides of salmon, seven rashers grilling, six geese-a-roasting, five boiled eggs, four cauliflowers, three turkey legs, two pigeon breasts, and a steak and a cup of green tea.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eleven brace of pheasants, ten frozen ostrich, nine spatchcocked chickens, eight sides of salmon, seven rashers grilling, six geese-a-roasting, five boiled eggs, four cauliflowers, three turkey legs, two pigeon breasts, and a steak and a cup of green tea.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me twelve large red lobsters, eleven brace of pheasants, ten frozen ostrich, nine spatchcocked chickens, eight sides of salmon, seven rashers grilling, six geese-a-roasting, five boiled eggs, four cauliflowers, three turkey legs, two pigeon breasts, and a steak and a cup of green tea.

Around this time, I began wondering whether she was really behind me in this project………


Till I next pop out of your computer on Christmas Eve, doubtless ranting and raving as usual,

Your never satisfied old pal,

Fred

1 comment:

  1. What a beautiful rendition of this song!

    You have a gift my Freddie friend

    A way with words and a turn of phrase,

    You are so very inspiring!

    Indie

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